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Lindsay Can’t Keep Her Mouth or Her Naughty Bits in Check

November 12th, 2006

I swore to myself that I wouldn’t do another Lohan post for a week, but then the damn paparazzi managed to score video footage of Lindsay calling Paris Hilton a “cunt,” and then I stumbled across these pictures of “Sailor Lindsay” and her nipples out for a night on the town. So I caved, alright? Sue me. Anyhow, someone needs to teach Lindsay how to properly don undergarments. And someone also needs to stuff their fist in that cock-holster of hers, tell her to shut the fuck up, and then hit her a couple of times with a baseball bat. And that person is going to be me. Just as soon as I do my time and lose this damn anklet monitor already.

More pics of the nippled sailor after the jump.

Original post by abby
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