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Britney Spears is Bisexual

November 22nd, 2006

Kevin Federline has accused ex-wife Britney Spears of being bisexual and “begging him for threesomes.” The Sun reports

Federline, 28, will say [in court that] the Pop Princess regularly fantasised about women and was desperate to share one with him.  The insider added: “Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally.  She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome.”

I imagine the ménage à trois never came to fruition because Britney couldn’t find another woman interested in getting anywhere near K-Fed’s penis.  Unless it was to point and laugh at it.  I bet he plaits his pubes into corn rows and has found some way to get a little “bling” on his balls.  The only thing less sexy than a threesome with K-Fed would be a threesome with Rosie O’Donnell and a partially-decayed walrus corpse.  Fornicating with dead sea mammals and butch lesbians only barely edges out doing it with K-Fed, though.  Now, if the walrus weren’t dead, I’d definitely go with with the Rosie/walrus option.  But lucky for K-Fed necrophilic bestiality just crosses a line.

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