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Rhianna Passes on the Pants

December 11th, 2006

I can’t tell you anything about singer Rhianna. I don’t know how long she’s been performing, or the names of any of her songs, or if she suffered from hydrocephalus as a child. What I do know is that Rhianna seems to have forgotten to put on pants while performing in Lisbon, Portugal. It would appear that she’s taken a page from fellow pants-less chubster Mariah Carey. I would also like to point out that Rhianna tucks her shirt into her underwear, like many of your fathers and grandfathers probably do. Granted, most patriarchs usually forego the high heels and pantyhose. Operative word being “most.” I’m pretty sure I saw my grandpa dancing in fishnets and stilletos at The Golden Banana just last week. I can’t say for sure because I was high on mushrooms and crystal meth, but his shirt was definitely tucked into his underpants.

More pantless Rhianna after the jump