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Scarlett Johansson Performs with Pussycat Dolls

December 13th, 2006

I don’t know much about the Pussycat Dolls except that their song “Doncha” causes me to go into a rage-filled trance. Like a kicking-down-one-of-the-emergency-exit-doors-and-smashing-open-one-of-those-claw-arm-toy-grabbing-machines-at-the-skating-rink-while-a-bunch-of-seven-year-olds-sob kinda trance. I’m better now, thank you. Anyway, I feel like my tiny heart grew three sizes today when I saw these pictures of Scarlett Johansson all dressed up to perform with the Dolls. It reminded me of the time the neighborhood kids invited the little boy with cerebral palsy to come play hide-and-seek with us, even though he was in a wheelchair and couldn’t really “hide.” It was the thought that counted. Same goes for the Dolls here. It’s nice that they let the ugly fat girl play dress up with them, too. Ah, the Christmas spirit! I’m off to carve my roast beast now.

More fishnet Scarlett after the jump.